| Only in America....... | Can a pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulance. |
| Only in America....... | Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back counter to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy their cigarettes at the front. |
| Only in America....... | Do people order double cheeseburgers large fries and a Diet Coke. |
| Only in America....... | Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. |
| Only in America....... | Do we leave our cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. |
| Only in America....... | Do we use answering machines to screen our calls, then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. |
| Only in America....... | Do we buy hot dogs in packages of eight and buns in packages of ten. |
| Only in America....... | Do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "bloodsucking creatures". |
| Only in America....... | Do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. |
Moral to all this: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic